news just in…
years of scientific and psychological research have been proven false by vice-presidential candidate, governor sarah palin: apparently homosexuality is a choice.
“As for homosexuality, I am not going to judge Americans and the decisions that they make in their adult personal relationships. I have…one of my best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay and I love her dearly. She’s not my gay friend, she is one of my best friends who happens to have made a choice that isn’t a choice that I have made. But I’m not going to judge people.”

except, clearly you ARE going to judge people, Sarah, or else you wouldn’t need to be making that point at all.